Introduction

OK, so you're new to Bloodbowl then ? Well, the concept is pretty simple - imagine American Football (Gridiron) played by teams of fantasy creatures. Except that they hit each other quite a lot, so much so that the ball can occasionally be considered secondary to the main aim of having a good fight. The game was developed by Games Workshop - the first version appeared in the early 80s and has evolved since then.

Maidstone Wargames Society have played an annual tournament at the last meeting before Xmas every year since 1988. That's how sad we are. However, in more recent years the often hard-fought competition has been followed by a curry and the pub, so it's all worthwhile in the end.

Although several members have spare teams, it would be great if new members provided their own models, just for variety - it would be nice to see more than just the standard plastic figures from the boxed game on the pitch. After all, you only need 16 figures at the most, so it's not expensive and won't take long to paint.

Rules

The first version of Bloodbowl appeared in 1986 with a cardboard pitch and card stand-up players. Obviously no-one at GW had worked out that the money is in the metal, because it took until 1988 for the first version with figures to appear. The game has been further developed since then and is now the responsibility of GW's Specialist Games division. If you want to see the full development history, try Boardgame Geek.

However, all this is so much background noise, since the version we're concerned with is 1988's 2nd Edition complete with 2 teams of plastic figures and a lovely expanded polystyrene (sorry, 'Astrogranite') pitch. It's what we started with, there are at least half-a-dozen copies floating about the club and none of us really want to 'upgrade' since we've spent two decades perfecting our tactics ! Copies can occasionally be found on Ebay, but all you really need is the quick play sheet to get by. You can find this on the club's Yahoo group site, ask if you can't find it ! Eventually I'll get round to scanning the rulebook and turning it into a PDF but this hasn't happened yet ...

We play a very simple set of the rules without many of the later bells and whistles. So basic teams only, no Star Players. No magic. No special abilities except for the different racial profiles for each team. We're simple folk, we don't like to have to remember too much especially since a) it's only once a year, and b) the simpler the rules, the easier it is to teach new players the rudiments of the game (ah, but easy to learn, hard to master ... just ask Trev).

The Pitch

Yes, that lovely, erm, 'Astrogranite™' affair is what it's all fought over. The three-part original came in the boxed game and to my knowledge was never available seperately. I've seen them pop up on Ebay for sensible prices (a tenner) if you fancy a search. Pitch shortages have been an issue in recent years as one or two members have drifted away from the club, taking their pitches with them (rather selfishly, if you ask me !). The current card pitch is OK if you have one or can get one - the dimensions are slightly different but it doesn't really matter.

One option is to make your own - in the simplest form, a sheet of card with 1" squares marked out in pencil would suffice - I had a pitch that wasn't much more than that which lasted for years until the garage roof sprung a leak. Alternatively, there are several websites that have some quite pretty graphics for a variety of pitches. All you'd need would be a colour printer, scissors and glue and you could knock up a more than respectable offering. You might need to add or remove the odd extra row of squares to get the dimensions correct, but how hard is that ? Here is a site to get you started ...
Gaming Corner

Anyway, if I've whetted anyones Blue Peter DiY appetite, here are the correct dimensions for the plastic pitch:




I have had elaborate plans to make a grass pitch using model railway grass matting, masking tape and white spray paint for several years but again it has yet to happen (watch this space however, as I have been out and bought the requisite items this time).

Teams and Races

First, the basics ... teams have 16 players. Sort of. In fact, what they have are 16 player slots on their roster, which can be filled in a variety of ways. Most basic players (humans, elfs, dwarves etc) take up one roster slot. Big monsters (ogres, minotaurs, trolls, Treemen) take up two slots AND you can only have a maximum of two of them in a team. Mummies for some reason only take up one slot in the squad roster, but three slots in the on-pitch calculations. And lastly come snotlings, who only take up half a slot - so a full snotling team consists of 32 of the little buggers ! Only eleven players can be on the pitch at any one time, and the eleven are calculated in the same way as the the whole squad - so if you have a monster on the pitch, you can only have 9 'normal' players (but not the mummy bit above - if a skeleton team has a mummy on pitch, there can only be eight skellies). A snotling team could almost fill the pitch with 22 players. Got it ? Here are some examples, just to make it clearer ...

  • Sixteen humanoid players (this is the basic squad)
  • Fourteen humanoid players and one monster
  • Twelve humanoid players and two monsters
  • Fourteen skeleton players and two mummies
  • 24 snotlings and two monsters
  • ... and so on

Each race has a different, fixed composition of their squads - that is, the number of players of each position allowed. The basic squad composition for the more common races is (I'll fill the rest of this in when I can find my rulebook ...):

Race Linemen Blitzers Blockers Throwers Catchers
Human62422
Orc62422
Elf82-24
Dark Elf82-24
Goblin12---4
Skeleton12--22
Skaven?2-??

In our tournaments, you select your basic team with a composition taken from the table above. You may then add one or two large monsters as permitted by race (once I've added that section !). You may replace one of your linemen with a designated kicker if desired. And that's about all there is to it.

There are some exceptions to what types of monster can mix with what type of team ... summarised as

DwarfOgres and Treemen
ElfTreemen only
Dark ElfMinotaurs, Ogres, Trolls
GoblinAll but mummies
HalflingAll but mummies
HumanAll but mummies
NorseTrolls, ogres, minotaurs, treemen
OrcAll but mummies
SkavenAll but mummies
SkeletonMummies only
SlaanNone

Someone is bound to ask the obvious question ... can I mix different types of player within my team ? Can I have dwarf blockers, elf throwers and human blitzers ? Simple answer - no ! Why ? Because that way madness lies ... the real reason is that if we allowed it, then everyone would simply choose a team of the best models in each position - everyone would have dwarf blockers, elf throwers and catchers and so on, so why bother ?

Just about the only exception to this is that orcs, goblins and snotlings may be freely mixed to produce a 'greenskin' team. Starting with a basic orc roster, you may replace any orc with either any goblin player, or two snotlings. You may also add in two permitted monsters. Go on someone, do it, just to see if it works ...

I have a sneaking feeling that an all-ogre team is permitted too - eight big monsters and nothing else. In fact I'm going to allow it ! If anyone wants to raise a team of eight monsters (all of one type), then go for it ! I'll even allow you to swap one or two of the monsters for 4 snotlings each so you can throw them (haven't I mentioned that ? Ogres can throw snotlings (possibly even goblins) that have the ball in an attempt to gain ground).

We also permit the following contraptions and engines: Dwarf Deathroller, Killdozers, Pogosticks of Doom and chainsaws. Pretty much all of these have been used, and most have caused as many casualties to the user as the target, which makes them even more fun !

Players

There are several types of player, each with a different rôle in their team.

Lineman The least glamourous position on a team, their job is generally to stay on the pitch and get pummelled long enough for the flashier players to score touchdowns. Although I guess in these PC times I guess we should now be calling them line-beings ...

Blocker Large tubs o'lard or muscle. They don't go anywhere very fast, usually they stand in the middle of the pitch and defy any opposition players to come near.

Blitzer Flash gits. Usually quick, strong, tough, maybe with a modicum of throwing and catching skills for good measure. The best all-round player in the side, which is why there are generally no more than two of them in any team.

Throwers The quarterbacks of Bloodbowl, they can launch the ball prodigious distances (well, half a pitch length) with varying degrees of accuracy.

Catchers Effete, girly types with bouffant hairstyles and a lightning turn of speed - fragile if knocked over.

Kicker Linemen with big boots. Designated kickers can hoof the ball upfield, generally as a way to get out of trouble. No team has kickers in their normal roster, but any team can substitute a kicker for one of their linemen, as long as he's properly marked (ie has a blue base - see below).

Colours Each type of player is designated by the colour of their base - this is important if using non-GW figures, or if you have to use proxies. The plastic figures in the boxed game came with coloured rings that fit around the bases, but for any other models you can simply paint on the correct colour. This really is a must, it's only fair that your opponent knows which player is which.

PlayerColour
LinemanGrey
BlitzerRed
BlockerGreen
ThrowerWhite
CatcherYellow
KickerBlue

Stats

This is the important bit ... stats for each team. If anyone wants to invent a team of their own using non-GW figures, let me know and I'm sure we can work out either new stats or the nearest equivalent team. These are all the official stats I've gathered together from the original rulebook, the supplements and whatever old copies of White Dwarf I can find. Note that stats for human and orc are the same, as are both flavours of elf. To save me typing an extra duplicate line per team, I haven't listed kickers - these have the same stats as the linemen for the team in question. I'd be grateful if anyone with the rulebook could proof-read these for me.

HUMAN / ORC Move Sprint Strength Agility Throwing Catching Armour
Lineman4+233--9
Blitzer4+342--9
Blocker4+143-1-110
Thrower4+333+1-8
Catcher4+424-+18

DWARF Move Sprint Strength Agility Throwing Catching Armour
Lineman3+242-1-10
Blitzer3+343-1+110
Blocker3+152-2-110
Thrower3+233+2-9

ELF / DARK ELF Move Sprint Strength Agility Throwing Catching Armour
Lineman4+333+1+18
Blitzer4+343+1+19
Thrower4+333+2-8
Catcher4+424-+27

GOBLIN Move Sprint Strength Agility Throwing Catching Armour
Lineman4+233--18
Catcher4+324-+17

HALFLING Move Sprint Strength Agility Throwing Catching Armour
Lineman3+324-1-17
Catcher3+425-1+17

SKELETON Move Sprint Strength Agility Throwing Catching Armour
Lineman3+233-1-17
Thrower3+232--7
Catcher4+323-1-7

SKAVEN Move Sprint Strength Agility Throwing Catching Armour
Lineman5+133--18
Blitzer5+243--19
Thrower5+133+1-18
Catcher5+324-+17

NORSE Move Sprint Strength Agility Throwing Catching Armour
Lineman4+333--9
Blitzer4+342--9
Blocker4+143-1-110
Thrower4+333+1-8
Berserker4+233--8

SLAAN Move Sprint Strength Agility Throwing Catching Armour
Lineman4+233-1-9
Blitzer4+333-1-9
Catcher4+324-1+18

Manufacturers

So obviously you're now inspired enough to go and purchase your own star team. But where from ? Well, Ebay is a good start. The following companies all make suitable figures :

Games Workshop
Well, where else would you start ? They have a big range of teams for the newer ruleset but the figures can just as well be used with the old rules. Boxed teams are £30, although be aware that they only have 12 figures in now - so you'll need to contact GW to get extras.

Shadowforge
Shadowforge make some fantastic all-female teams at pretty decent prices. There are Elves, Wicked (ie Dark) Elves, Orcs, Humans, Nuns (!), Bunny Girls (!!) and assorted accessories such as referees, cheerleaders, balls etc. The elves, humans and orcs would be straightforward to port to our rules; I'd use the Dwarf stats for a team of Nuns and maybe Skaven stats for bunny girls. Shadowforge are in Australia, but there are UK stockists such as Fighting 15s.

Impact!
Impact! make a range of models for their Elfball game. Some are really rather good, others ... less so. The Black Widows, for example, would make a good Dark Elf team, or the Desert Dogs a human team. They also make a Gnoll team, for which I believe there are official Bloodbowl stats in one of the books, even though there were never any official models made. Prices are £2 apiece, not bad, and there are teams of 12 figures available for £19 - so a team pack plus a few extra models would be all you need.

Heresy
Heresy make a small range called Deathball. There aren't many models, and no complete teams, but there are some great alternative Ogres and Minotaurs in amongst the range.

Goblin Forge
A bizarre range of oddball characters - well, what else do you expect from the French ? Also available from Tritex.

Tritex
Tritex don't actually make figures but they're worth a mention as suppliers of new and (presumably) second-hand BB figures. They have GW, Shadowforge, Heresy and Impact! at pretty good prices.

Black Scorpion
Two teams, some classical Greek looking Humans and an Orc/Goblin team with Troll and Ogre. Very nice looking figures.

Conversions
If you're a halfway decent modeller, why not try making your own team ? Germy, I'm talking to you here ... Phil's infamous Skeleton team was made from a box of GW plastic Warhammer skellies with all the weapons and other bitz left off, plus a couple of metal mummies. The current equivalent to that box would be the Tomb King figures and is just £18 (and conveniently has 16 models in). Warhammer regiments are also good fodder for conversions, being plastic.


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